Snags In Our Plans

Okay, so, it is painfully obvious that we simply are not dedicated to this blog.

Whatever.

So here is what we are going to do about it. We are moving this blog to the West Coast. Yes. The West Coast.

We are really going to fill a major need for San Francisco Blogs, we just know it.

So, check back, sometime mid-August. We will be back. And even more mediocre than before!!!

A WARNING TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC

Please stop voting for these two losers.  Blech, Blech, Blech.


And can someone tell my why I have a crush on an 18 year old black girl from Florida?  Go, Baby V, Go!

TWICE TOLD TALES - THE 9/11 VERSION

From a friend...

so, on 9/11, **** and i went ahead and went to our local muslim
launderer to pick up our laundry we had dropped off the night before.
the woman spoke french, and **** had bastardized it a few times in
front of me, so i knew she spoke something resembling french. but it
was funny because the woman was going on and on in french gibberish
about her son being stuck at school, and all **** could do was jut
forward her forehead (note, forehead, not chin this time, as she was
showing concern. much like when an animal nudges your leg with their
head for attention) and say Mais Non! or something like that.
i don't know why, but that has always stuck in my head. it's not
really funny or anything. unless you factor in ****'s love for drama.

mind you, this muslim woman who fatso was suddenly concerned about on
9/11 was a 'thief,' 'lazy cunt,' and 'anti-semite' on several previous
occasions.

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

Have you heard this? I just love it. The general public - well, they are so entertaining to me.

Thanks, TO.

BLAIR SCRAPBOOK PROJECT

This one is long, blame Lisa.

Occasionally, I like to grab a cup of coffee, settle back in my antique Windsor dining chair in my home office, and catch up on Lisa Whelchel's life via her official website. She not only reminds me how important home-schooling, my family, and my relationship with God is, but also hands out all sorts of helpful hints when it comes to scrapbooking (she is a self-described "scrapbook addict". Obviously, I won't post the entire entry from March 21st here (Lisa won't let me link her entries, they come up in Pop Up form!), but I will post some of my favorite highlights:

On not being able to attend a big scrapbooking "conference" do to an opportunity to "witness":

I was disappointed but I knew in my heart that, although scrapbooking will leave a heritage for my children and hopefully generations to come, it didnTt hold the same potential for eternal impact as sharing my testimony and offering an invitation to a personal relationship with God.

On the "witnessing" opportunity being cancelled:

They felt awful about the last minute cancellation but I assured them that I completely understood and, not that I prayed for this, but I would certainly accept this as a sweet gift from my heavenly Father.

On losing all the film in her camera (the night before she needed 200 photos to scrapbook! Oh No!), and taking charge of the situation:

So I stayed up til past midnight organizing all of my 200 - 300 photos for the new album. I thought, *God sure does work in mysterious ways.*

And, my personal favorite, Lisa's speaks candidly of her competitive streak when it comes to Leg Wrestling:

What I hadn't bargained for was a leg-wrestling match with the CK Magazine founder, Lisa Bearnson. But I just couldn't resist. She had already leg-wrestled three other people and solidly beaten them within seconds. The competitive streak in me flashed to the surface and before I knew what I was saying, I was challenging her to a leg-wrestling match right up there on the stage. I was barely on the ground before I felt myself tumble head-over-heels and I was sorely beaten. (Emphasis on "sore" the next day - what a sad commentary.)

OH LISA. STOP.

REALLY. STOP.

CUTE (NOT CUTE)

Someone is making these in Georgia, and selling them on EBAY. I have asked them to stop. No reply as of yet. You are welcome.

OH, FARRAH

We didn't mean to like this show. In fact, we don't really, unless we are stoned, and then we still usually pass out before it is over. I just wanted to make the world a better, prettier place, by giving everyone the opportunity to download the Farrah Fawcett "She's No Angel" screensaver. I hope it works.

TELL ME AGAIN FOX ISN'T A BIT OVERDRAMATIC

CNN Headline:

FoxNews Headline:

This came as a HUGE shock

I just felt like it...

It has been a while since I posted a photo of Lisa Marie Presley.  So, here she is.

UH-OH

With a mere 7 weeks until the new Star Wars movie premieres, things are already going straight to hell:

Strange Email of the Day

In personal inbox, 8:35 A.M. :

I haven't seen this man in over 10 years...