HELLO! AMERICA? What the FUCK is wrong with you?

Okay, so I wasn't a huge Nikko Smith fan.  I mean really, that pimp look is so '89.  But COME ON KIDS!!!  On Showtune night, he actually wowed me.

This guy - the GAY ONE - should have been voted off a long time ago.  He is a train wreck.  Who keeps voting for him?  Please tell me.  PLEASE.  I don't understand.  And now, I am pleading with you.  If we lose someone like Nadia or Vonzelle, and this yahoo keeps going, I am really going to have some SERIOUS ISSUES.

In closing, I have some notes for American Idol.  While we were extremely excited to find that the contestants would be sharing some showtunes with us (we LOVE showtunes - naturally), we don't believe the American public is educated enough to have the responsiblity of actually voting for the best performance in this particular genre.