TWICE TOLD TALES - THE 9/11 VERSION

From a friend...

so, on 9/11, **** and i went ahead and went to our local muslim
launderer to pick up our laundry we had dropped off the night before.
the woman spoke french, and **** had bastardized it a few times in
front of me, so i knew she spoke something resembling french. but it
was funny because the woman was going on and on in french gibberish
about her son being stuck at school, and all **** could do was jut
forward her forehead (note, forehead, not chin this time, as she was
showing concern. much like when an animal nudges your leg with their
head for attention) and say Mais Non! or something like that.
i don't know why, but that has always stuck in my head. it's not
really funny or anything. unless you factor in ****'s love for drama.

mind you, this muslim woman who fatso was suddenly concerned about on
9/11 was a 'thief,' 'lazy cunt,' and 'anti-semite' on several previous
occasions.