Where the HELL have I been???

Dear, Dear Readers,

I am sooo sorry I have been absent for so long - you must have been so cold, so lonely without me.

I have taken a moment to include some photos of the things I have been doing that have kept me away from you. I promise I will NEVER go this long without an update again.

First, in support of this guy I am totally in love with, I spent some time here:


Then, my fucking office made me spend a week here (it rained and rained and rained - BUT I brought home a ton of stolen beauty products from the hotel):

Naturally, crack cocaine was involved at some point.

In celebration of the Easter Holiday, I drank 8 bottles of this (only not this size, sillies, the BIG BOTTLES!):

I then spent about four days watching American Idol, trying to decide if Paula was drunk on every show, or if somehow, late in life, she had contacted Cerebral Palsy. She loves EVERYONE, claps a lot, and when she talks to anyone directly, she does that forehead down, eyes crossed thing that I do when I have a little toot with my dinner.

I have sort of been trying to plan one of these, but without the disco ball....

We travelled to Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn yesterday to dine at the World Famous Lundy's (don't use the bathrooms, and don't mind the photo - they have cleaned up all the grafitti since the re-opening)...

And, finally, my BF and I have been trying to catch the new Eastwood Insurance commercial spots on television. In the photo below, you'll notice a cowboy. In the new commercials, he is soapy and naked, and has a friend! We LOVE insurance!!!

I KNOW!! It is no wonder I haven't had any time to write. My life is FULL. And EXCITING!!!!