If You Need Me...

As if I can't keep up with my fellow bloggers anyway, if you need me next week, here is where I will be until Thursday...

After that, I will be here...

And although the last part is not as exciting as the first part, at least it isn't Florida, NB.

Kisses to all of you....

The Somerville Gates

I can barely get around to posting anymore - my glamorous social life has me spinning in circles. A friend sent me this today, and it gave me inspiration to take time out of my calendar and share it with you, the random group of people who sometimes visit this blog...

Here is what the artist has to say about "The Somerville Gates"...

Often Hargo's "The Somerville Gates" has been compared with Christo's "The Gates", Central Park, New York City. These comparisons have been unfair; sometimes the media has exaggerated -- even lied -- about the similarities.

The Circus is Coming to Town!

Is anyone the least bit surprised Jacko fell ill on the way to trial?

Speaking of Liza

HURRY! Check this out before it gets removed!

http://www.twinetour.com/bcuc/craigslist/

Wait, in case it does, I will just post the body of the ad here....

Love Liza?
Come over to my hotel room, I'll be i full liza drag, will sing some songs for you, and you can fuck my wig off.
Professional Liza performer, into big dicked men, uppers/downers, old MGM musicals, and suffication scenes.
"life is a Cabaret" so come over and fuck a legend while you have a chance!
Judy Garland impersonator available for 3 way with proper notice.
Send pics, stats, location, and song requests to me ASAP.

What good is sitting alone in your room? DRINK!

If you keep up with Liza Minnelli at all (okay, sue me, I do), you probably already know that back in December, she took a little fall (out of her bed, no less), and ended up in the hospital.

What you may not know, but obviously assumed, is that she was loaded.

Liza Minnelli has confessed she had been drinking when she fell out of bed at Christmas and had to be hospitalized. The 58-year-old singer was taken to a New York City hospital on 27 December after the fall left her semi-unconscious on the floor of her Big Apple home. The Cabaret star, who has battled drinking problems in the past, insists she isn't going to let the mishap ruin her life and accepts it was just a bad day that caused her to relapse: "I had a one-day slip. What to you do? You get up and you go on and you try not to do it again."

You might also be surprised to learn that I have been saying that line over and over again in my VERY BEST Liza voice - and driving the people around me absolutely crazy!

PillowTalk

In an effort to cut costs, I read that American Airlines is planning to remove pillows from their domestic flights this year. They plan to save $375,000.

That is A LOT of money. So, last night, I got rid of all our pillows. So far, I haven't noticed any extra money in my pocket, but I will keep you posted. My neck hurts a little, though.

Memories. Like the corners of my mind.

I hope I don't forget to watch Corey Feldman come up with dirty things that MJ did to him at Neverland as a young boy. I also hope someone interviews Emmanuel Lewis.

Move over Charles & Camilla

In case you were wondering, you can now (I know I breathed a sigh of relief) compare SLOW COOKERS in order to determine which one is right for you.  Hallelujah.  Thank you Slate.  Now that's what we call news.

Just Because

Did I ever tell you that this was my favorite photo of Amy Sedaris?  Todd Oldham took it, apparently.  I have to assume the prosthetic arm, fur bedspread, panities on toe was all her idea.

The Brady Bunch

Okay, so I am not a HUGE football fan. I will go to a game with you, or watch a game with you at a bar, but I admit that is mostly about me drinking beer. We did Tivo Superbowl XXVIIXVIIIXXV, but alas, really to watch the commercials. I am glad that the Patriots won, because a dear friend was so very excited about the prospect that she ALMOST persueded me to leave a party on Saturday to put ALL MY MONEY on said team at OFF TRACK BETTING (a place I never visit - except for that drunken day when I thought FOR SURE that Smarty Jones was going to win the Belmont - he didn't. Stupid slow-ass horse owes me $100.). Anyway, this post is really about Tom Brady. And I think the photo speaks for itself. Tom, if you are reading, give me a call, or at least post a comment. We think you are hot in those tight football pants.

Princess-y

Is anyone watching this show? If you aren't, I am not really sure if you should be. I can't decide. You should at least Tivo one or two episodes to decide. Or stop by our house, we have them all (I think the first season is over).

Anyway, it is about Princess Anne Claire - granddaughter of HIH Princess Shams of the Pahlavi Dynasty (Um, where?) - and her journey as she rebels against the sterotypical life of a traditional princess. You know the type, won't wear glass slippers, hates her fairy godmother, and refuses to be locked in a tower or kiss an amphibian. So, AC decides she wants to be a country wester singer (of course). What follows is semi-entertaining (although it often sounds a bit scripted) and I promise, if anything, you will hum the theme song around your house at random (I do). LOVE IS IN THE HEIR on E!.

No Balls

One of my favorite new websites, HANZISMATTER.COM, asks readers to submit photos of Chinese/Japanese/Korean, etc, characters used in tattoos, on clothing, jewelry, etc, for experts to translate.

For example, the characters on this man's arm mean "Eunuch". I'll bet he'll be surprised when he finds this out.

Starlight, Starbright

My pals at WOW keeping me going on a daily basis. In fact, while I have been away (long story, involves crack), they have been receiving all sorts of great accolades for their new film, Inside Deep Throat. Good for them. However, I am ALWAYS far more interested in ANYTHING Star Jones. A direct quote from the website to your sweet little eyeballs. Enjoy!

"Why is Star Jones still working?" Randy Barbato asked in an email he sent our way via the Blackberry he scored at Sundance. "She sported 400 karats of 'bling around the collar' and it almost succeeded in distracting viewers from the wrinkles in her champagne Escada sack. But alas, only for a minute. The bizarre choker actually acted as a 'neck-cage' that redistributed her neck skin to her chin, creating the most bizarre Mr Potato Head effect! Meanwhile, on another note, why isn't anyone talking about Wayne Newton's face?"