Starlight, Starbright

My pals at WOW keeping me going on a daily basis. In fact, while I have been away (long story, involves crack), they have been receiving all sorts of great accolades for their new film, Inside Deep Throat. Good for them. However, I am ALWAYS far more interested in ANYTHING Star Jones. A direct quote from the website to your sweet little eyeballs. Enjoy!

"Why is Star Jones still working?" Randy Barbato asked in an email he sent our way via the Blackberry he scored at Sundance. "She sported 400 karats of 'bling around the collar' and it almost succeeded in distracting viewers from the wrinkles in her champagne Escada sack. But alas, only for a minute. The bizarre choker actually acted as a 'neck-cage' that redistributed her neck skin to her chin, creating the most bizarre Mr Potato Head effect! Meanwhile, on another note, why isn't anyone talking about Wayne Newton's face?"