Mamas Don't Let Your PornStars Grow up to be Country Western Singers

I just learned (thanks to world of wonder) that 80's porn sensation Jeff Stryker is now a COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER!

HILARIOUS!

As you can see from the below post, Jeff is the proud owner of an amazing, amazing cock.

YES.

Although, rumor has it that he stands about 5'2". I am not very good at math, but if I were 5'2", my dick would look that big, too.

Here is a little snippet about Jeff from the Lesbian and Gay Country Western Singers Website ...

You may think that you know Jeff Stryker, but there is another side of him that you probably don't know about. Jeff grew up in the country in Southern Illinois and then for a time, in the Dallas, TX area. He grew up listening to country music on the radio. That is all his parents listened to. So, it is no surprise that Jeff grew up identifying as "PURE COUNTRY".

[ed. note: this really is NO SURPRISE to me, I, too, am from Texas, and I DEFINATELY identify myself as "PURE COUNTRY".]

You may not have heard him sing before, but here is your chance. Jeff has a beautiful country voice and comes to the country style naturally. Why take our word for it, listen for yourself. Jeff is currently in the studio working on an album.

I will keep you updated on the release date, don't worry.