THE TRUTH ABOUT SPONGES
So, CNN's "QuickVote" poll is all about Spongey today. It thrills me to no end that the majority of pollers agree on the fact that he is really, beyond anything anyone could ever say about him, just a sponge. Either AFA hasn't seen the poll, simply aren't participating, or are binge drinking in their garages while their children are at school.
Poll Results are in:
SpongeBob SquarePants is:
Promoting the acceptance of homosexuality
10%
12258 votes
Promoting tolerance and diversity
17%
20354 votes
Absorbent, yellow and porous
72%
84770 votes
Total: 117382 votes
On the other side of the sink, however, I have just learned that sponges can harbor over seven BILLION microorganisms, including E. coli, staph, and salmonella. I don't know about you, but I am pretty sure that I will be staying away from that yellow faggot going forward.
Please pass me one of those lesbian disenfecting wipes, instead.
posted by neil @ 3:08 PM
2 Comments:
Oh, Neil, who knew SpongeBob would bring us together? My blog, is, as yours is, instead of work (though today is proving to be quite difficult). I am enjoying yours immensely and have linked it from mine. Now we are Blogging Buddies®.
As for SpongeBob and the AFA, if you go to the section of AFA's Web site dealing with "Homosexual Agenda," (http://www.afa.net/homosexual_agenda/) you can see the guy responsible for the anti-gay features. If you don't feel like giving the AFA site a hit, and I don't blame you, you can pretty much imagine what the punchline is.
OH Nervy!
So thankful for the link. Would link you to mine, but time has not allowed me the pleasure of messing around with my "html". It is, however, a dream of mine to see the words Nervous Breakdown on my links list - and I LOVE to make dreams come true! PS - Should I be as frightened by the great Blizzard of '05 as I was about that transit strike a few years back? Ahh. FoxNews.
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