I May Have Been Born Just Plain White Trash

But Fancy was the name ... of my clothing line for Dillard's.

Reba McEntire, Country Western Singer and Actress (she apparently has a television sit-com, and I remember a stint as Annie Oakley on Broadway after Bernadette Peters left Annie Get Your Gun...) recently announced that she will be launching a women's clothing line for a chain of stores we have down south called Dillard's.

This is one of those things that I am just dying to see.

I am sure she will have some sporty casualwear, maybe something progressive, yet conservative for the office, and, hopefully, some fancy, sparkly evening wear any Little Rock prom princess or drag queen might be able to sqeeze into and take a stroll through the town square. Or wear, inappropriately, to an afternoon wedding.

I CANNOT WAIT.