Homos EVERYWHERE!!!

Thanks to Slate, we have an update on the fabulous rumor that Abe Lincoln could have been gay. I, for one, have spent many a night, awake, listening to my stomach rumble while staring at the ceiling, and wondering simultaneously - "Should we put a mirror up there?" and "Was Abe Lincoln a fag?".

For example:
"His White House bed, nine feet long, nearly nine feet high at the headboard, had bunches of grapes and flying birds carved in its black walnut." (Abraham Lincoln: The Prairie Years and the War Years, Page 389)

Now, tonight, I am probably going to be wondering if there was a mirror on Abe's ceiling. Great.