Mary, Mary, Mary

With all this homo talk, I had forgotten about my favorite American Idol loser from this week.

MARY ROACH!!!

Go ahead, watch the video. I can't anymore. She has officially freaked me out. I actually felt as if she was looking AT ME through my TV screen. My boyfriend tightened his grip on my leg, and I could feel the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

I wonder, is this the last we have heard from Mary? Is she a sniper? A witch? Can she channel Sarah McLachlan? Is she even human? Does anyone have any answers for me? I can't sleep at night. SOMEONE. ANYONE. HELP ME.